Your name is Eridan Ampora, you are 10 1/2 sweeps old, and you've finally beaten that cursed game. You now live on earth with the humans and the rest of the trolls. You're considerably less violent, but twice as obnoxious and entitled. You work part-time at a clothing store but make most of your living off of selling treasures you've kept from your past adventures.
(( This is an NSFW blog. I have a tenancy to not tag my posts. I apologies in advance for it. ))